After 13 years, this canceled pirate God of War-like is making a comeback and its Steam Next Fest demo is the right kind of bad to satisfy my PS3 nostalgia

GamesActionAfter 13 years, this canceled pirate God of War-like is making a comeback and its Steam Next Fest demo is the right kind of bad to satisfy my PS3 nostalgiaWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. GamesActionAfter 13 years, this canceled pirate God of War-like is making a comeback and its Steam Next Fest demo is the right kind of bad to satisfy my PS3 nostalgiaWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. (Image credit: SNEG) E3 2004 showed us the likes of Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Resident Evil 4, and the infamous ‘blades will bleed’ trailer that introduced us to The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. It also marked the debut of a mostly forgotten pirate action game called Captain Blood, which would end up getting retooled multiple times only to be quietly canceled because of arather complicated legal dispute. 20 years later, it’s finally being released for real, and you can get an early taste with aSteam Next Fest demothat’s got me weirdly nostalgic for all the bad PS3 games I played in my late teens. In its final form, Captain Blood had morphed into a God of War-style brawler with stylized visuals, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Mash X and occasionally Y to throw down combos, tap the trigger occasionally to fire off a ranged shot to keep enemies at bay, and hack and slash your way through a bunch of linear levels, occasionally stopping to break down a door, angrily open a chest, or murder passing civilians. The key gimmick is the execution system, which lets you tap B just once to straight-up instantly kill basic enemies. This ability feels completely broken when it’s first introduced, but it soon becomes clear that ‘normal’ enemies are actually just fodder, and the meat of the combat is against sturdier foes whose health you have to whittle down before going for an execution. Defeated baddies drop money you can spend on upgrades, including additional execution moves that do things like refill your ‘rage’ ability bar or make enemies drop more cash, so you get a little bit of strategic decision-making when deciding how to murder your opponents. Is Captain Blood good? Uh, not really. This is the kind of game that would’ve gotten unflattering comparisons to games like God of War 3 - or heck, even Heavenly Sword and Dante’s Inferno - at the time of its intended release in 2010, and age isn’t doing it any favors. Yet the demo had me utterly charmed from beginning to end. I feel like I rented this exact game at least 34 times between 2005 and 2012, and revisiting all these design tropes - right down to the awkward QTEs - has me pining for the worse games of better days. Bless the folks bringing Captain Blood back today. Every single title on our list of thebest PS3 gamesoutclasses Captain Blood, but they’ll put you in a similar spirit. 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decent helping of bloodthirsty action” 3Kraven the Hunter review: “The insistence on an R-rating helps save this, with a decent helping of bloodthirsty action” 3 Kraven the Hunter review: “The insistence on an R-rating helps save this, with a decent helping of bloodthirsty action” 4The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim review – “An uninspired expansion of the most iconic screen take on Tolkien” 4The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim review – “An uninspired expansion of the most iconic screen take on Tolkien” 4 The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim review – “An uninspired expansion of the most iconic screen take on Tolkien” 5Nightbitch review: “Amy Adams' disappointing dark comedy is all bark and no bite” 5Nightbitch review: “Amy Adams' disappointing dark comedy is all bark and no bite” 5 Nightbitch review: “Amy Adams' disappointing dark comedy is all bark and no bite” 1Doctor Who 2024 Christmas special review: “Ncuti Gatwa is as magnetic as ever in this delightful festive treat” 1Doctor Who 2024 Christmas special review: “Ncuti Gatwa is as magnetic as ever in this delightful festive treat” 1 Doctor Who 2024 Christmas special review: “Ncuti Gatwa is as magnetic as ever in this delightful festive treat” 2Secret Level review: “An uneven experience with serious highlights that ultimately make up for the misses” 2Secret Level review: “An uneven experience with serious highlights that ultimately make up for the misses” 2 Secret Level review: “An uneven experience with serious highlights that ultimately make up for the misses” 3Skeleton Crew review: “Perfectly captures the vibes of classic Star Wars with a swashbuckling twist” 3Skeleton Crew review: “Perfectly captures the vibes of classic Star Wars with a swashbuckling twist” 3 Skeleton Crew review: “Perfectly captures the vibes of classic Star Wars with a swashbuckling twist” 4Creature Commandos review: “James Gunn’s heartwarming, R-rated tale about super-monsters proves that the DCU is in good hands” 4Creature Commandos review: “James Gunn’s heartwarming, R-rated tale about super-monsters proves that the DCU is in good hands” 4 Creature Commandos review: “James Gunn’s heartwarming, R-rated tale about super-monsters proves that the DCU is in good hands” 5Cobra Kai season 6, part 2 review: “Returns to the sort of hard-hitting form that made it such a fan favorite in the first place” 5Cobra Kai season 6, part 2 review: “Returns to the sort of hard-hitting form that made it such a fan favorite in the first place” 5 Cobra Kai season 6, part 2 review: “Returns to the sort of hard-hitting form that made it such a fan favorite in the first place”