Elden Ring DLC publisher tells fans to "treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler," manifesting memes straight from Marvel's Spider-Man 2 and Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

GamesRPGElden RingElden Ring DLC publisher tells fans to “treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler,” manifesting memes straight from Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 and Final Fantasy 7 RebirthWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. GamesRPGElden RingElden Ring DLC publisher tells fans to “treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler,” manifesting memes straight from Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 and Final Fantasy 7 RebirthWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. (Image credit: FromSoftware) To explain this filth a little bit,Elden Ring DLCdeveloper FromSoftwhere showcased the Shadow of the Erdtree expansion earlier this year, going on toshowcase the Collector’s Edition afterward. So far, so marketing. As is standard, though, the bundle includes a character statue. In this case, that’s Messmer the Impaler. Who has a statue that’s 18 inches tall. That’s it. We’ve still got a while to go to Shadow of the Erdtree, so Bandai Namco is likely tweeting the odd promotion to boost sales. What’s caught fans off guard this time, though, is the wording. The tweet reads, “Treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler and more with the Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree Collector’s Edition.” TRRAT MYSELF TO WHt!? https://t.co/jubSwbDh04April 15, 2024 TRRAT MYSELF TO WHt!? https://t.co/jubSwbDh04April 15, 2024 I’d usually share a selection of replies, but frankly many of them are not safe for work – not safe for life, even. Imagine a slew of people gasping and others coming to terms with what’s on offer quicker than most, and you’re there. Elden Ring’s DLC can only be reached from a very specific late-game location – 13 years later, is this signature FromSoftware access method still practical? 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