Madame Web has been reviewed by Hideo Kojima and it’s taken him just six words to bury the film

When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. (Image credit: Sony Pictures) Hideo Kojima’s Twitter profile proudly states that 70% of his body is made of movies. It shows on his social media page, too. The legendary video game developer continually reviews movies and shows both old and new. While Kojima is never downright brutal with his verdicts, one rule of thumb sticks out: long reviews = good/short reviews = bad. Now, Kojima only adds to the growing voices of displeasure with his own ‘review’: “Saw ‘Madame Web’ at the theater.” Saw “Madame Web” at the theater. pic.twitter.com/HMd11PxfTNMarch 2, 2024 Saw “Madame Web” at the theater. pic.twitter.com/HMd11PxfTNMarch 2, 2024 “I have always wanted to watch Moon Knight because I am a fan of Oscar Isaac, but I held out until the BD-box came out… What a surprise! This is so original! The artwork, the world, the direction, the pacing! It’s unlike any hero movie I’ve ever seen,” Kojimawrote. Sign up for the Total Film Newsletter Bringing all the latest movie news, features, and reviews to your inbox He continued, “Above all, the main character, Stephen, is lonely and weak. I had never imagined such a pathetic and unattractive Oscar Isaac. But this is the good thing. Oscar Isaac succeeds in taking on this difficult role. Excellent casting. I am looking forward to seeing more.” Kojima, meanwhile, is taking his own tentative steps towards Hollywood. A Death Stranding movie, in partnership with A24, is in the works. “It’s easier to adapt it into a TV series, likeThe Last of Us,” Kojima said in the latest episode ofHideoTube. “It’s quite difficult to adapt a 50-60 hour game like Death Stranding into a 2-3 hour movie.” In the same interview, Kojima hinted that cuts would have to be made, adding, “the story of the game as is won’t fit into just two hours.” For more, check out thenew superhero moviesandupcoming video game moviesjust over the horizon. There’s also theMadame Web endingexplainer for those who want to know how her web connects them all. 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