Untitled Goose Game publisher is back and weirder than ever with a bizarre FMV game called Blippo+, and no one's even quite sure what exactly it is: "video is no game™"

GamesUntitled Goose Game publisher is back and weirder than ever with a bizarre FMV game called Blippo+, and no one’s even quite sure what exactly it is: “video is no game™"When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. GamesUntitled Goose Game publisher is back and weirder than ever with a bizarre FMV game called Blippo+, and no one’s even quite sure what exactly it is: “video is no game™"When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works. Blippo+ Reveal Teaser - YouTubeWatch On Blippo+ Reveal Teaser - YouTube Blippo+ Reveal Teaser - YouTube Someone should really check on Untitled Goose Game publisher Panic, because its latest announcement is downright unhinged. Panic spontaneously announced what is ostensibly a full-motion video game called, uh, Blippo+ today, and pretty much nothing about it makes any sense. And I mean that in the most literal way. The trailer,the game’s Steam description, Panic’s marketing language, it’s all just gibberish. Seriously, I want to describe this game to you. I have a responsibility to describe it to you, and yet… well, here’s what you see if you open up the game’s Steam page: “⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣏⣤⣴⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣟⣭⣤⣶⠾⠛⢉⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⠏⠁⠀⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠒⠛⢉⡥⠾⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ Sign up to the GamesRadar+ Newsletter Weekly digests, tales from the communities you love, and more ⣿⣀⣤⣶⣿⡿⠟⢋⣡⣾⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⣀⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⢀⠴⠛⠉⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⡶⣟⣡⣤⠖⠊⠀⠀⠀⣀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⣀⣠⣤⣶⡾⢋⣁⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⡿⣛⣩⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀ video is no game™” See what I mean? Under the list of features on Steam are non sequiturs like “Non-Demand, Linear Broadcast, ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ Enabled, Commercial-Free, Under The Air (UTA), Over-The-Top, Read-Only, End-User Information System, With Robust Electronic Program Guide.” The trailer embedded at the top of this article does little to clarify the situation, calling Blippo+ a “revolutionary television experience.” And that’s… pretty much all we have on Blippo+ for now, folks. I don’t even know what platforms it’s on or when it’s coming out. It has a Steam page so PC is confirmed, but it also looks a lot like aPlaydategame to me, and I could see the crank on Panic’s handheld coming into play, perhaps to change the channel? I don’t know, I’m grasping at straws here. I feel like I’ve failed you all, but Blippo+ just didn’t give me much! I guess we’ll find out more soon? Hopefully? How am I supposed to get any sleep tonight? I think I’ll go pick something from our list of thebest Switch gamesto play and try to forget about all this. 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